Monday, February 25, 2008
Hi all,
my first time here, and it's looking kinda dead already haha xD
SO
For all the newbies, this is a "Survivor's guide" to living through 2 yrs with us!
1) Don't ever see Mr Toh during chem class (if u do see him, act blur and LOOK away immediately)
2) Don't drop your glass test tubes, they break, believe me, I know
3) We are not meant to understand anything during lectures, it's a school education system thing
4) We are also not meant to understand anything during tutorials, it's a school education programme (Teach less, learn more)
5) If your assignments are not done, rejoice, YOU are not ALONE
6) Get immune to paying for paper FAST
7) LTs are prone to mood swings, sometimes its ******* hot, sometimes its ******* cold
8) If Uncle Mayo creeps up behind you in the toilet... haha it's your lucky day
Often sighted creatures:
Wei Jian: Really fun to be with, but seriously saturated with crap, finds Jonny Depp cute, to the max.
Gabriel: Clarinetist. Smart and confident. Has problems pronouncing appeal =)
Mayer: CT rep. Cool Floorballer.
Dong kun: Sexy china man. Adores fish and chips... sorry its fish and rice. Chem, bio god in disguise.
Fillbert: The quiet, emo guy
Vernon: Friendly, loves to smile. Hates not smiling.
IP students: All god-like smart, refer to for answers
And there you have it. Follow this guide and I guarantee you will have an increased survival rate of 0.016%, from 3% to 3.016%.
Cheers,
Joshua
Disclaimer: The information stated above is entirely based upon biased personal opinions. No research or study was done beforehand.
And to all those not mentioned, you rock too! haha =P
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